Hitler Prepares for the last Homecoming Ride to the island

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9/22/2026
ZZR 1100 woes for the 2026 Homecoming Ride. Phillip Island GP moto

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, as you’d know 2026 is the last Homecoming Ride to Phillip Island
00:04 - 00:05Dallas has committed
00:05 - 00:07We will meet here at the usual spot
00:08 - 00:12Pricey is coming too, but he’ll be late as always
00:12 - 00:15We will meet at Maccas in Cranbourne and have a coffee
00:17 - 00:19I’m really looking forward to giving the ZZR a good run on the highway and really opening it up
00:19 - 00:21Can’t wait to get it back from the mechanics
00:24 - 00:26Sir, about the ZZR
00:27 - 00:28the blokes at the bike shop
00:31 - 00:33are refusing to work on it
00:34 - 00:36They said that old bikes always have new problems
00:53 - 00:58Everyone with a bike built after 2000 can leave the fucking room now
01:13 - 01:15That fucking bike…
01:15 - 01:17It’s been nothing but trouble ever since I bought it
01:18 - 01:23I should’ve known, from Day 1 I’ve had problems with it
01:25 - 01:28I don’t know why I listened to that idiot Price
01:29 - 01:313 grand I paid for it
01:31 - 01:343 fucking grand
01:34 - 01:37The tank was full of gunk
01:37 - 01:40the fuel pump was blocked
01:40 - 01:42Sir, they were Kawasaki’s heavyweight king and known for their reliability
01:42 - 01:46Fuck that. How fast was I going on side of the road at Nar Nar Goon for 6 hours at last years ride
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they’re known for their effortless midrange and blistering top end
01:48 - 01:52I pushed that piece of shit for 4k’s to get back to Glenrowan on the Wall to Wall Ride
01:53 - 01:54I’m commemorating police who made the ultimate sacrifice and end up stuck at Glenrowan
01:56 - 01:57A whole fucking town set up to remember a police killer
01:57 - 02:00How do you think that made me feel?
02:00 - 02:03I was hoping that someone would steal it - but oh no, no one would touch it
02:04 - 02:08As if anyone would touch that piece of junk.
02:08 - 02:13So what am I supposed to do? Ride the bloody VFR again. Just for once in my life
02:14 - 02:16I want to turn up to a big ride on a decent bike
02:17 - 02:21A CF MOTO 450 would do it.
02:27 - 02:29Is that too much to ask?
02:30 - 02:34I don’t care if it’s made in China
02:34 - 02:36I just want a bike that will get me there and back again without breaking down
02:41 - 02:42That’s it
02:43 - 02:47I’m done with bikes
02:48 - 02:53I may as well take up golf. I won’t have to walk as far and I’ve heard it’s pretty relaxing
02:54 - 02:56Has anyone got some clubs I can borrow?
02:56 - 02:593 fucking fuel pumps, and I nearly burned down the shed
03:00 - 03:02No more old bikes. No more carbies
03:04 - 03:07He doesn’t mean it - he loves bikes
03:14 - 03:16Who’s got Al Boyd’s number. Call him and see if he’s free to play 18 with me this weekend
03:19 - 03:23He’s the most chilled out bloke I know and he loves golf
03:25 - 03:26Who’s got a Facebook account?
03:31 - 03:33I want you to put the VFR on Marketplace for 2 grand, and I’ll throw in the ZZR for free
03:40 - 03:46No more Homecoming Rides. Tell Dallas I can’t go - don’t worry about Price
03:46 - 03:49He’s the goose who told me to buy the ZZR
03:53 - 03:56One fastidious owner he said…