Hitler Prepares for the last Homecoming Ride to the island
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9/22/2026ZZR 1100 woes for the 2026 Homecoming Ride. Phillip Island GP moto
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, as you’d know 2026 is the last Homecoming Ride to Phillip Island |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Dallas has committed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will meet here at the usual spot |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Pricey is coming too, but he’ll be late as always |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will meet at Maccas in Cranbourne and have a coffee |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I’m really looking forward to giving the ZZR a good run on the highway and really opening it up |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can’t wait to get it back from the mechanics |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, about the ZZR |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the blokes at the bike shop |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | are refusing to work on it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said that old bikes always have new problems |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with a bike built after 2000 can leave the fucking room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fucking bike… |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It’s been nothing but trouble ever since I bought it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I should’ve known, from Day 1 I’ve had problems with it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don’t know why I listened to that idiot Price |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 3 grand I paid for it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 3 fucking grand |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The tank was full of gunk |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | the fuel pump was blocked |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they were Kawasaki’s heavyweight king and known for their reliability |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck that. How fast was I going on side of the road at Nar Nar Goon for 6 hours at last years ride |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they’re known for their effortless midrange and blistering top end |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I pushed that piece of shit for 4k’s to get back to Glenrowan on the Wall to Wall Ride |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I’m commemorating police who made the ultimate sacrifice and end up stuck at Glenrowan |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A whole fucking town set up to remember a police killer |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How do you think that made me feel? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was hoping that someone would steal it - but oh no, no one would touch it |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | As if anyone would touch that piece of junk. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | So what am I supposed to do? Ride the bloody VFR again. Just for once in my life |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want to turn up to a big ride on a decent bike |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A CF MOTO 450 would do it. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is that too much to ask? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don’t care if it’s made in China |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just want a bike that will get me there and back again without breaking down |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That’s it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I’m done with bikes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I may as well take up golf. I won’t have to walk as far and I’ve heard it’s pretty relaxing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Has anyone got some clubs I can borrow? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 3 fucking fuel pumps, and I nearly burned down the shed |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No more old bikes. No more carbies |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn’t mean it - he loves bikes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who’s got Al Boyd’s number. Call him and see if he’s free to play 18 with me this weekend |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He’s the most chilled out bloke I know and he loves golf |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who’s got a Facebook account? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want you to put the VFR on Marketplace for 2 grand, and I’ll throw in the ZZR for free |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | No more Homecoming Rides. Tell Dallas I can’t go - don’t worry about Price |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He’s the goose who told me to buy the ZZR |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | One fastidious owner he said… |