Die Zwischenwahlen
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One of the final rounds of special elections drives the regime up against an electoral wall and ensures defeat in the coming November elections.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dearest leader, if we win in these |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | key special elections, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | victory is ensured. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Last night, Gallrein beat Massie |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as per your endorsement. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So now the election is |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ensured, correct? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dearest leader, No. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | This rather |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ensures your loss in November |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | According to Pfeiffer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the democrats, out of the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave all these idiots my |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | endorsement so they would win |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now you are telling me that |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | by endorsing them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I've consolidated the |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | midterms to be nothing other |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | than a referendum on MAGA |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why did I do that? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Well, you are kind of an idiot |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think I don't know that? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, we know |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This makes me want to |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | break a pencil! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If every single |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | one of our candidates |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is full MAGA, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | even Republicans won't vote for them! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | By eliminating all options |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | other than 100% Trump |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | we have ensured that our evil |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | redistricting plan will |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | not guarantee victory |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | in November. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why did they take my |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | take my endorsements |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | seriously! Why didn't |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | any of you even try |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to stop me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You are a bunch of idiots |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's got a point there |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now that we've |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | driven MAGA support to |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | about 30% and |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | forced all the |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | elections to be between |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | MAGA and sanity ... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | all is lost. |