JJ wants to do the Saudi Hawks
5 views8/7/2026
Tensions are running high at VAUK Saudi Hawks HQ. JJ has assembled what he believes should be an elite formation team. Unfortunately, Paul lives permanently in VR, Ben communicates several sentences behind everyone else, Curt refuses to join, and Jayden definitely doesn’t want to fly. Thankfully, Dan exists. A completely serious insight into the challenges of virtual formation flying.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Last night's Saudi Hawks rehearsal didn't go entirely to plan. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Dan was in position. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Paul was flying in VR. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ben was communicating through his phone. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But overall, the formation was holding together. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Dan can sort out the remaining problems. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll be ready for the display. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | JJ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The problem isn't the aircraft. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Curt has refused to join the team. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Jayden says he doesn't want to fly either. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Dan, Paul and Ben. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T WANT TO FLY!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT'S THE FUCKING SAUDI HAWKS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE HAVE JETS! SMOKE! FORMATION AEROBATICS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And somehow I am surrounded by fucking idiots! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dan is the only competent person here! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He built the fucking mod we're flying! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If something breaks, Dan fixes it! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Meanwhile Paul can't see because he's wearing a fucking television! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | JJ, VR gives him much better depth perception— |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE FLEW INTO ME! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It was only once... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEN HE STARTED SINGING FUCKING PEPTO-BISMOL! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're in the middle of a formation change... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and suddenly— |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "NAUSEA, HEARTBURN..." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "INDIGESTION, UPSET STOMACH..." |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "DIARRHOEA!" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'M TRYING TO LEAD THE FUCKING SAUDI HAWKS! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Ben is even worse. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You ask him a question. Nothing. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Five sentences later... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ..."yeah." |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | YEAH WHAT, BEN!? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | NOBODY FUCKING REMEMBERS THE QUESTION! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He refuses to speak through Discord like a normal person! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He talks to us through his fucking phone! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | By the time it reaches us... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...we've flown three more manoeuvres! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'M FLYING FORMATION WITH INTERNET EXPLORER! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Jayden. He'a like this with everyone... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Curt says he doesn't want to be involved. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Fine. I don't need him. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jayden says exactly the same thing. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But Jayden keeps asking about the formation. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He knows the positions. He knows the routine. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He has the aircraft installed. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The cunt obviously wants to fly. |