Hitler and sociology
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Hitler’s frustration with not getting into a sociology class.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | I want to learn about sociology but none of you know anything! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Why am I not learning from the best? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | How can I rule the world when you can’t locate Dr. Mitchell? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All we had to do was enroll you as a student and register for his class! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We failed because we could not read the map! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can’t believe this incompetence! Fix it! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I must be in the sociology class! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is…. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He’s trying to say we waited too long! The class is filled. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We can always try again at another time. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You all are a bunch of nincompoops! I should fire all of you! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Hitler always gets his way! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Get me in the class NOW! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I don’t want to take anything else! Fix it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will be ruined! Completely! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Mitchell has valuable knowledge! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wanted to be the smartest in the world, but no! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now I will never be able to spell sociology with confidence. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am a small man and find reading a challenge. I need more pictures! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, we can give you assistance with words. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh, you think you’re a smarty pants now? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No, my leader, never! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I’m not even up to date on current world events. Get me real pencils! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don’t laugh! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dr. Mitchell achieves great results! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | His patience would be helpful in teaching me many things! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I have long dreamed of learning about new cultures |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Instead I am stuck in this small room with people who don’t care! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Were there no online sections of the course available for overseas students? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Curses! I don’t even know what a computer is! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How is it that a computer was purchased for my enemy Stalin? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Can I buy one online next week? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I can do this then I will be smarter and maybe taller! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I’ve been called short all my life! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Understand me? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I’m in a war and I don’t know a single thing about group behavior! Ridiculous! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How much more can I take? No class? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I thought it would be different! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Without the class what will I do? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The circus is not hiring now! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He really needs the class doesn’t he? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Don’t give up hope sir. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Some people think I’m a lonely elf. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No friends |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe their right. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even friendless elves can register for the class and become very knowledgeable about the world. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Except for me. Why is this so? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cancel the rest of my meetings. |