The Downfall of Reform UK

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Nigel reacts to poor polling numbers in Clacton. Tice and the boys are in trouble !

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00:00 - 00:03We're trying everything Nige...
00:04 - 00:05Oakeshott is in Eastcliff
00:05 - 00:07Braverman on the Pier
00:08 - 00:12We're giving out free ice creams in Frinton
00:12 - 00:15Rob Kenyon has a team in the quiz at The Blacksmiths' Arms
00:17 - 00:19That halfwit !?
00:19 - 00:21What else ?
00:24 - 00:26Nigel...
00:27 - 00:28We....
00:31 - 00:33We put a Brazilian ship on the Royal Navy policy
00:34 - 00:36Jenrick printed it
00:53 - 00:58Tice, Jenrick, Yusuf and 30p Lee stay - the rest of you leave.
01:13 - 01:15Right, you cretins...
01:15 - 01:17To be beaten by Labour or the Tories, I could accept !
01:18 - 01:23But a space warrior whose head is shaped like a pedal-bin ?!
01:25 - 01:28It's an insult to the Patriotic Right !
01:29 - 01:31I said the race was 'The People versus the Establishment,
01:31 - 01:34not 'The Electorate versus a Household Waste Receptacle'
01:34 - 01:37Even Rupert Lowe is laughing at us !
01:37 - 01:40And why is there a bin outside each house today ?!
01:40 - 01:42It's bin day Nigel
01:42 - 01:46F*ck Off ! Bin day !!
01:46 - 01:48It happens every week..
01:48 - 01:52I went into the jungle !
01:53 - 01:54I ate kangaroo testicles !
01:56 - 01:57I took a direct hit from a milkshake !
01:57 - 02:00For what? To be humiliated by a bin ?
02:00 - 02:03I leave you idiots alone for five minutes to do a TikTok live
02:04 - 02:08...and we lose the entire retirement community !
02:08 - 02:13Anderson, you promised me the working men's clubs were solid!
02:14 - 02:16Tice, you muppet
02:17 - 02:21You told me you had the digital campaign locked down !
02:27 - 02:29But look....
02:30 - 02:34Look....read this
02:34 - 02:36A joke about me....
02:41 - 02:42Is this funny ?
02:43 - 02:47"Why isn't Nigel Farage ever pictured with a pint of Guinness ?"
02:48 - 02:53"Because it's from a foreign country,
02:54 - 02:56...and needs time to settle."
02:56 - 02:59Who the f*ck is Neil Delamere anyway ?
03:00 - 03:02I want him dead
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry Nadine..
03:14 - 03:16It's up to me, isn't it
03:19 - 03:23I'll just have to put on that awful pink jacket one
03:25 - 03:26more
03:31 - 03:33time
03:40 - 03:46Don't worry... when the results from Jaywick come in, the bin will be emptied
03:46 - 03:49Bring me a pint and a cigarette. Immediately.
03:53 - 03:56D*ckheads...