Fantasy Outlook
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Fantasy meltdown 2026 after a few hard years of unpredictability
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alright Dan, it's fantasy draft 2026 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Do another online draft. Some guys will be on shift |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but they'll be able to log on from around the city |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Szeto will clearly be autodrafting, so draft day and time won't matter to him. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Put some dates out around YOUR schedule so you can draft uninterrupted from home. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No. I'll accomodate everyone else |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I know every player in the NFL. The advantage is already mine. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ...But dan.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...you haven't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ..despite your knowledge.. you haven't won a fantasy league in years |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Most recent winners have been dib and loebach, amongst others.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ...everybody OUT... except CBS Sports, rotowire, and Valenti from 97.1.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you have any idea how much time i dedicate to listening to your shit!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How am i supposed to uphold fantasy integrity with this record!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A guy who doesn't make transactions is always a contender! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Along with Sloan! The guy's a fucking Dolphins fan!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Aaron hernandez is dead and manziel is drunk in a bar in tijuana.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ..but if loebach drafts them they'll still have 1000 point seasons!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Didn't dib draft from Lebanon last year??! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He draft with his phone in one hand and an AK in the other?!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Dan! You tile too much to... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up! Tiles don't bust as often as your picks!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you're also USAR and the station 5 board guy and... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | USAR IS ELITE! UNLIKE THESE FANTASY DONKEYS!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SOMEBODY GET ME A MONSTER!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And it better be a white monster! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not one of those bullshit peach flavors... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or i'll make a shiv out of some imported italian porcelain! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Somebody will catch that TD in the ass for 6, believe that! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm losing football games to fucking baseball players! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I kicked easby out of the league.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ..but even he has a better shot at winning with this shit you feed me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What the fuck happened to my game?!? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 'SLIM' used to mean something... people feared drafting around me.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ..now it just means 'slim' chance of victory.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...i asked for a monster... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WHITE MONSTER?!?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I always cook at the firehall... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why the fuck do you deprive me of cooking on gameday!?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Kreib has one knee and he's sprinting past me to the finish line! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Jets fans are losers! But they have a better chance at a super bowl! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Walms to kirky: it's okay it's okay.. WE GOT GENO BACK. It's our year.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hate Palumbo.. he's a curse.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He ruins more careers than astro-turf... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ..but somehow pushes for playoffs... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ross is old, but goddamn it, I'm washed up. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Davie's bears have eaten my Lion-heart.. so if I don't get better advice from you guys, I'm |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | handing control to the part time gm Devries, going into the bunker, and putting a bullet in my brain |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...i'm still waiting for my white monster.. |