Platner Suspends his Campaign
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Real time footage from the Platner Campaign bunker. (Parody)
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Sex Assault denial is failing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They aren't buying lies |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | New media is digging Tinder |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your tattoo was the key |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They will find black book |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bernie hid the list |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He'll claims it's Kavanough |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Platner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sanders |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sanders has pulled support |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Soros & Democrat Leaders also |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Chin, Warren, Acosta, Jeffries stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I left oyster farm for this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I could be sucking parents money |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Messing on Tinder, Kik only way i could get it on |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Those on there were easy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now I have no drive |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I canceled my For Hims for nothing! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They promised endless grift and intern sex |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now all i have is clams |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But no STD risk! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do I care?! I wanted rough fun |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir the people oppose this |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | People of Maine are fools |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I had perfect shot! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Team with DSA, Mamdani |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All that collective money |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We would screw the North East! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The blue hair freaks would submit |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and submit to my needs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I could clam where no clam before |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Power greater than Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Clinton would be jealous |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Think the money i could steal |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Newsom's diapers be cheap |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Endless money |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All of that power is gone |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Because we couldn't pin the |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | symbol of hate on Musk |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All the fake German lessons |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All the public money is gone! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok his parents will pay his bills |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We had the perfect lie |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but those cowboy MAGA kept lookin |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its time |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | to end the lies |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but need to go up on top |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Suspend the campaign |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I have MSNow work |