Hilter Pigeon
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7/2/2026Hitler finds out about the pigeon living in studio he is quite distraught.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Führer… we have an update regarding the pigeon. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 3 days ago it appeared |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In studio 36 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Where it remained in venue |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And flew around for a while |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell me it’s dead |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And no longer an issue |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It’s |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its not dead, but it finally flew outside |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | For twelve seconds |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You’re telling me it’s still here…. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So it proved it knows exactly where the exit is. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And then it voluntarily came back! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you have any idea how insulting that is? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It watches us flapping around like idiots, then flies back in as if to say, “Cheers lads.” |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Next week it’ll be asking where the biscuits are kept. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you understand how personally I’m taking this? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That feathered little bastard isn’t trapped.. He’s mocking us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Has it started judging the lighting cues yet? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He hasn’t complained, my Führer. He simply flies away when he doesn’t like them. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So even the pigeon is leaving bad lighting reviews? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There’s something you should know. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Unless you’ve finally caught it, I don’t want to hear it. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Go on. Ruin my day. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | As if my day hasn’t already been ruined by that feathered little grey bastard. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I’m convinced it recognises individual members of staff. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I bet it knows who’s bringing lunch before they do. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At this point we’re paying the electricity bill for his penthouse. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That smug little airborne rat has absolutely no respect for authority. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It enjoys watching us suffer! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If that airborne rat ever starts wearing a lanyard… I’m done. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Because at that point, we’ve officially lost the building. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Next week he’ll be telling us where to park. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That grey little menace. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Cunt. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you know what the worst part is? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It’s not even the pigeon anymore. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It’s the fact we’ve all accepted it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Someone refilled its water bowl yesterday. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | …We don’t have a water bowl. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn’t know about the Instagram page, does he? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We’ve already lost, haven’t we? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We’ve been outplayed by a pigeon. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Give him the keys. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell the crew to stop chasing him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If he’s on the truss… leave him on the truss. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He’s earned the right to be there. |