Downfall of strata
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A work of satire inspired by several years of roofing discussions, engineering reports, tender reviews, timelines, committees, subcommittees, meetings, special meetings, and discussions about future meetings.
No engineers were harmed during the making of this parody.
The roof still needs to be replaced.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We received three competitive bids |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Two are over 3 million |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And one is just over 2 million |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now council needs to chose a winning bid |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then the owners can vote on it at the SGM |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | John and I |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we got this no problem |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my intermin president |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stantec... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stantec says spliting it into phases |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | is going to cost more and take longer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | these people will stay: SY, SA, and JN |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am the INTERMIN PRESIDENT!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Stantec works for ME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who does he think he is telling me I'm WRONG |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Does he know how many hotels I managed |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yue Li has been turning people against me!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | back in the day people would line up to kiss my ass |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now they tell me to shut up and be respectful |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm 78 why the hell should I respect them? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my intermin president age has nothing to do with respect |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'm 78! are you stupid or deaf? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my intermin president that is irrelevant |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | who gives a shit what you think |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm the intermin PRESIDENT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who else will look after the strata |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | harass trades, get random quotes, fix random crap |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and single handlely hold the strata together |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years I have taken excellent care of the strata |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now nobody listens to ANYTHING I SAY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | how dare they question my authortity as INTERMIN PRESIDENT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fire Colin and restart the whole thing like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I may not be an engineer |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I can promise you using general contractor will be 20% more expensive |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but nobody will LISTEN |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | these *people* |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | all the things I do for them and they gang up agaisnt me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | not even a thanks, or a gift card like we give D |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't even know why I do this shit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I just want to pay for my own roof and be done |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | why don't they admit I'm right and do it my way? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerda you gave him your proxy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And now T won't even let me do the intro |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | just replacing old balconies and roofs right |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | wrong |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we got tricked by this Colin |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but if you think I give up this easily on my questions you're wrong |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will keep demanding answers from Colin |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm doing this for the owners |