Migration

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Migration is no easy job. Some say even harder than winning a world war.

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00:00 - 00:03We are falling behind on migration.
00:04 - 00:05Brochurware is taking weeks to review.
00:05 - 00:07and the CV nameplates are still not approved on Mothersite.
00:08 - 00:12At this pace, we will not make the new deadline
00:12 - 00:15and we will need at least until the end of the year.
00:17 - 00:19The twenty editors we have will handle it
00:19 - 00:21and everything will be fine.
00:24 - 00:26G...
00:27 - 00:28We have...
00:31 - 00:33We have five editors on BAU,
00:34 - 00:36and three are already in their notice period.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except Míša, Danko, Val and Zdenda leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15It was an order!
01:15 - 01:17Migrating everything was an order!
01:18 - 01:23Who do you think you are to tell me it cannot be done?!
01:25 - 01:28You are all useless.
01:29 - 01:31Looking for problems,
01:31 - 01:34instead of solutions!
01:34 - 01:37This entire project management
01:37 - 01:40is a joke!
01:40 - 01:42G, the IT releases are all delayed–
01:42 - 01:46Looking for problems, just like I said!
01:46 - 01:48It is just not possible–
01:48 - 01:52This is what it has come to.
01:53 - 01:54The project is not delivering!
01:56 - 01:57Everything has been delayed
01:57 - 02:00and now I have to explain to London.
02:00 - 02:03Why my team is so inefficient.
02:04 - 02:08Makes me look like an idiot
02:08 - 02:13in front of Alex Niestroj!
02:14 - 02:16And what will Bob think about me!
02:17 - 02:21This would not have happened under Saša!
02:27 - 02:29He would set up a meeting...
02:30 - 02:34and tell the editors we are a family that cares for each other.
02:34 - 02:36And we must all pull together.
02:41 - 02:42So simple.
02:43 - 02:47But you are just sitting here doing nothing and crying
02:48 - 02:53that we are understaffed.
02:54 - 02:56But it is all your own fault!
02:56 - 02:59AI would have replaced you long ago,
03:00 - 03:02but you are so incopetent you cannot even train it for that!
03:04 - 03:07Maria, no AI can replace you.
03:14 - 03:16I need reports from each of you
03:19 - 03:23of how many pages have you migrated.
03:25 - 03:26Twice a day.
03:31 - 03:33Or else it's over.
03:40 - 03:46Now go and tell everyone they must work even harder,
03:46 - 03:49even on weekends and holidays.
03:53 - 03:56I guess we can even pay them.