Hitler has an E.L.O. rant

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6/10/2026
He finds out the band are in town and is furious when he finds out the classic line-up broke up years ago

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00:00 - 00:02Because you're a huge ELO fan we got you a backstage pass to meet the band
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00:02 - 00:05They are playing right here in Berlin. The concert starts at 9pm
00:05 - 00:16We'll leave at 4pm to avoid heavy traffic and be in good time for the show.
00:16 - 00:21I'll make sure every one of the Magnificent Seven signs my Out of the Blue LP
00:21 - 00:28Mein Fuhrer... the Magnificent Seven...
00:28 - 00:33the Magnificent Seven no longer perform together
00:33 - 00:38They haven't played together for 48 years.
00:53 - 00:59Anyone who never saw ELO live in the Seventies leave the room now
01:13 - 01:16Why didn't one of you bastards tell me!!
01:16 - 01:20Who knew this and witheld this information from me?!!
01:21 - 01:25If you had told me 48 f**king years ago I wouldn't be so pissed off!!!
01:25 - 01:29Why was I not told this in 1978?
01:29 - 01:33But no, you had to tell me almost 50 year later.
01:33 - 01:35It's just like all the other classic lineups
01:35 - 01:39You buy the posters and the badges. Then they f**king break up!!
01:39 - 01:42The strings in the new band sound better than ever.
01:42 - 01:46I demand original Seventies out of tune strings and irrational, meandering solos
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, the live shows are now as good as the records
01:48 - 01:53I don't give a f**k about new technology. Nothing can replace the old sound.
01:53 - 01:56Have you not heard Concerto for a Rainy Day? That is a work of pure genius.
01:56 - 02:04In the Wild West Hero video the Magnificent 7 were wearing cowboy outfits. It was a work of art!
02:04 - 02:08Tightrope and Shangri-La are absolute perfection
02:08 - 02:17The cellos make 10538 Overture an absolute masterpeice
02:17 - 02:21The Magnificent Seven were gods. Nothing can beat the good old days
02:27 - 02:30Rock music as we know it would be nothing without the ELO classic sound.
02:30 - 02:37These are not my opinions - they are the facts
02:41 - 02:48Queen are absolute sh*t compared to them.
02:48 - 02:53Bohemian Raphsody is a nursery rhyme compared to Mr Blue Sky
02:53 - 02:56Even The Battle of Marston Moor is superior.
02:57 - 02:58The Eighties were a disgrace!!
02:58 - 03:03Who removed Hello My Old Friend from Secret Messages?!!
03:03 - 03:08Now, now. We got Time after Time on the cassette
03:14 - 03:16Why was Julie Don't Live Here left off Time?
03:18 - 03:23That should have been yet another double album
03:23 - 03:31But the ultimate humiliation...
03:32 - 03:50...came when the band supported that Scottish clown with a voice like a rusty chainsaw.
03:53 - 03:59And that was the end.