Dad takes Naomi out to lunch
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5/31/2026Naomi takes him to chez panisse, but when the bill comes he is shocked
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Markham, the bill for the chez panisse lunch arrived |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Naomi ordered an appetizer including calamari |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | She then proceeded to ask for the specials |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And got the skirt steak. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And finally she ordered a coke |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I got fifty bucks from Wells Fargo |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That should cover everything including tip |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Markham |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The bill |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The bill is 150 dollars. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Naomi is asking for the dessert menu |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out if you think Fat Burger is affordable |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was supposed to a cheap fucking gesture |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Chez fucking panisse! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those entrees were like 20 dollars each |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And who orders soda? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You order fucking tap water! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Naomi thinks we’re kardashians |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don’t have money for this shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And cheesecake for dessert! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sometimes it’s nice to take your daughter to lunch |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | To fucking McDonald’s! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chez panisse isn’t too extravagant |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I thought she would ask to go to sizzler buffet |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | For hannukah I got her micro machines |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 8 tiny cars for each night! She acted like |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I gave her a bowl of diarrhea |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I gave David a toy gun |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That when you pull the trigger |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Lights up and goes bew bew bew |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Daniel and elise |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Each got Nickelodeon gak |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They said they got that last year |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It’s still in its weird container |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking six shitty kids |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Skirt steak was like the most expensive entree! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now I’ll drive back to Fresno obsessing about the bill |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | For years this will haunt me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I got Elise a Bulldogs sweat shirt from a yard sale, she hated it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You could barely smell the urine! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Jus trash it when he’s not looking |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Go into Naomi’s college account |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And withdrawal the remaining 200 dollars |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It wasn’t even meant for her anyway |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It was more of a tax haven for me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I’ll just keep calling her |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even if I’m blocked |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least that’s free |