Guzstein Island
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When the Fire district needs a new chief, commissioners stand in the way.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | October 31 will be my last day with the department |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I recommend the Deputy Chief to be the new chief |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Of the district |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I’ve already talked all of the retarded division chiefs into agreeing with me |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And I made sure not to let the floor or union know |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let’s just vote me in |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Skip to the all in favor part |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Deputy Chief- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I’m afraid- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I’m afraid the commissioners don’t want you as chief |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You’ve cost us too much in attorney fees |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you’re not a chief, deputy chief or attorney get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck are these commissioners? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I knew that battalion chief would end up fucking me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You protect your abusive friend and you’re labeled a monster |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It was only domestic violence and cyberstalking! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I lied and said I didn’t know! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I’ve been pulling the chief’s puppet strings for years |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I worked so hard to get us that pointless accreditation! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I changed everyone’s job descriptions! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Deputy Chief, you paid the battalion chief a million dollars to go away. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Its the taxpayers money not mine! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Deputy Chief, I can use attorney scare tactics |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They want a legitimate promotional process!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It’s my decision! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you think the peasants on the floor should have a say? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The DVP with his perfect flowing hair? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He wasn’t even told about our plan |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Two of the commissioners don’t even know that we are a fire department |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We shut the only one up that had a set of balls |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I conned the last DVP into that shitty contract |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I rushed the lieutenants process to get my sister promoted |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need to get to an Asian massage parlor |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just tell the cops I’m a chief! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I must be number 1! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Chief- |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am the most important person at this department! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So what if this is the second department I have run into the ground |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I’m leaving soon anyway |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why didn’t they just vote for me? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The retired guys can eat shit! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok, you do great in logistics |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We planned this for months |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I’d just get snuck in under the radar |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Chief 1 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All knowing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But these commissioners have ruined our grand plan |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All over a few EEOC complaints and lawsuits |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should just retire |