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Logan is such a bum he loses by 0.1% like the true bum he is

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00:00 - 00:03The Latest AP test score have come in
00:04 - 00:05Lindsey outdid Mein Logan
00:05 - 00:072 more percent
00:08 - 00:12Karas says Logan didn't use the proper technique.
00:12 - 00:15And that Lindsey went all out.
00:17 - 00:19Whatever, no big deal.
00:19 - 00:21Valedictorian is still all mine.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Logan...
00:27 - 00:28Lindsey has..
00:31 - 00:33Lindsey has taken Valedictorian
00:34 - 00:36She beat your grade out by 0.1%
00:53 - 00:58Anybody who does not give a flying fuck about Valedictorian, get out
01:13 - 01:15Your telling me that jagoff,
01:15 - 01:17Gave me a bad grade for that shit!
01:18 - 01:23The jagoff completely ruined my future, no college will want me now!
01:25 - 01:28Now that stupid damn Oompa Loompa leprechaun.
01:29 - 01:31Is going to call me 2nd place!
01:31 - 01:34Lindsey will be giving her speech.
01:34 - 01:37While I just sit with the rest of the pheasants!!!
01:37 - 01:40Looking like a damn fool that Karas has made me look!
01:40 - 01:42Fuhrer Logan 2nd place isn't to bad.
01:42 - 01:46Bullshit 2nd place isn't that bad. BULLSHIT!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Logan, your life isn't over.
01:48 - 01:52I'm going to be living on the damn streets.
01:53 - 01:54Drinking Choke-A-Cola everyday!
01:56 - 01:57You don't seem to understand
01:57 - 02:00Just how fucked I am because of this.
02:00 - 02:03Because Valedictorian was rigged for Lindsey
02:04 - 02:08Just a damn illusion of academic strength and ability
02:08 - 02:13All it is is a bunch of damn rigged bullshit that Jones and his bald head makes;
02:14 - 02:16And every single staff member who was in on it
02:17 - 02:21Shiftko was the only one who wanted me to ever succeed at shit!
02:27 - 02:29Carson's going to try to say shit.
02:30 - 02:34Damn Leprechaun is gonna waste his life chasing PT Girl.
02:34 - 02:36Would be a shame if his house went boom.
02:41 - 02:42This shit is ridiculous.
02:43 - 02:47Every damn college im going to apply for is going to treat me like I'm Hitler!
02:48 - 02:53Im spending the rest of my life in the Salty Splatoon with guys like fatass Donald!
02:54 - 02:56Or maybe I run a kid over.
02:56 - 02:59Like that one lady did at Jeannette Elementary.
03:00 - 03:02Either way I will be living a life in hell!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Lindsey, he's just crashing out
03:14 - 03:16Go get me Welches Fruit Snacks
03:19 - 03:23I feel as defeated as the Buffalo Bills in the 1990s.
03:25 - 03:264 super bowl loses...
03:31 - 03:33I really thought I would do it.
03:40 - 03:46But the school had other ideas on who "deserved" it the most.
03:46 - 03:49It was probably Stanko behind it all
03:53 - 03:56Just get out and goon to FNAF in peace...