Valedictorian
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Logan is such a bum he loses by 0.1% like the true bum he is
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Latest AP test score have come in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Lindsey outdid Mein Logan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 2 more percent |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Karas says Logan didn't use the proper technique. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And that Lindsey went all out. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Whatever, no big deal. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Valedictorian is still all mine. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Logan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lindsey has.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lindsey has taken Valedictorian |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She beat your grade out by 0.1% |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who does not give a flying fuck about Valedictorian, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Your telling me that jagoff, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Gave me a bad grade for that shit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The jagoff completely ruined my future, no college will want me now! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now that stupid damn Oompa Loompa leprechaun. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Is going to call me 2nd place! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Lindsey will be giving her speech. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | While I just sit with the rest of the pheasants!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Looking like a damn fool that Karas has made me look! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer Logan 2nd place isn't to bad. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit 2nd place isn't that bad. BULLSHIT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Logan, your life isn't over. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm going to be living on the damn streets. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Drinking Choke-A-Cola everyday! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You don't seem to understand |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just how fucked I am because of this. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because Valedictorian was rigged for Lindsey |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Just a damn illusion of academic strength and ability |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All it is is a bunch of damn rigged bullshit that Jones and his bald head makes; |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And every single staff member who was in on it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Shiftko was the only one who wanted me to ever succeed at shit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Carson's going to try to say shit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Damn Leprechaun is gonna waste his life chasing PT Girl. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Would be a shame if his house went boom. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This shit is ridiculous. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Every damn college im going to apply for is going to treat me like I'm Hitler! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Im spending the rest of my life in the Salty Splatoon with guys like fatass Donald! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or maybe I run a kid over. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Like that one lady did at Jeannette Elementary. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Either way I will be living a life in hell! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Lindsey, he's just crashing out |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Go get me Welches Fruit Snacks |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I feel as defeated as the Buffalo Bills in the 1990s. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 4 super bowl loses... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I really thought I would do it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But the school had other ideas on who "deserved" it the most. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It was probably Stanko behind it all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just get out and goon to FNAF in peace... |