Omar's Cydus Complex

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5/29/2026
Omar Eshlan thinks he carries every week at cydus. Lets see how his thought process works.

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00:00 - 00:03Omar, its currently 2-2
00:04 - 00:05If we ban Xerath,
00:05 - 00:07Ibby won't fuck you bot.
00:08 - 00:12His only option will be to play an actual adc,
00:12 - 00:15and we all know he's a bitch and can't do it.
00:17 - 00:19Perfect. Then,
00:19 - 00:21is Abdul on Warwick jg.
00:24 - 00:26Omar...
00:27 - 00:28They umm..
00:31 - 00:33They banned Warwick...
00:34 - 00:36It's okay, we'll get him on Nocturne
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except, Abdul, Taym and Hash leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15FUCKING AYMAN
01:15 - 01:17NOT ONLY DOES HE PUT THESE SHIT FUCKS
01:18 - 01:23ON MY TEAM, BUT HE BANS WARWICK!!!
01:25 - 01:28THE INSECURE BITCH
01:29 - 01:31HE ALWAYS RIGS THE TEAMS
01:31 - 01:34HE KNOWS HE CANT FAIRLY WIN CYDUS
01:34 - 01:37HE HAS THE LOWEST KDA EVERY WEEK
01:37 - 01:40AND SITS UPSTAIRS LIKE A SAD FUCK AFTER EVERY GAME
01:40 - 01:42Omar your KDA hasn't really been good lately
01:42 - 01:46SHUT THE FUCK UP ABDUL YOU FAT FUCK
01:46 - 01:48I WAS SHREDDED WHEN YOU WERE SWIMMING IN YOUR DADS BALLS
01:48 - 01:52AND LOOK AT YOU SUCKING DICK ON WARWICK EVERY WEEK
01:53 - 01:54EXPAND YOUR CHAMPION POOL!!!
01:56 - 01:57YOU CAN AT LEAST TRY
01:57 - 02:00PLAYING SOMETHING USEFUL FOR THE TEAM
02:00 - 02:03WHO COMES CYDUS AND PLAYS ONE CHAMPION
02:04 - 02:08EVERY WEEK I'M CRIPPLED BY HAVING YOU ON MY TEAM
02:08 - 02:13AT LEAST MOE PLAYS 3 DIFFERENT CHAMPIONS
02:14 - 02:16THE WORST FUCKING TRADIE IN MELBOURNE
02:17 - 02:21AT LEAST HE FIXES ROOFS BETTER THAN HE JUNGLES
02:27 - 02:29EVERY WEEK YOU BOYS MAKE ME LOSE IT
02:30 - 02:34I RAPE MY LANE AND JUST END UP FF'ING AT 15
02:34 - 02:36NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME
02:41 - 02:42Except for Ahmad...
02:43 - 02:47THE FAT FUCK PLAYS CHEESE CHAMPIONS
02:48 - 02:53WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WHEN HASH FEEDS BOT EVERY GAME
02:54 - 02:56AND TAYM JUST PLAYS AGAINST HIM
02:56 - 02:59EVERY GAME AND ABUSES IT
03:00 - 03:02AND THE HORSE LOOKING FUCK THINKS HE'S GOOD
03:04 - 03:07Cydus worker: its okay Taym you're the best looking Eshaloid
03:14 - 03:16I hate being the best player at cydus.
03:19 - 03:23They keep giving me Abdul to balance the teams.
03:25 - 03:26Abdul... you're fukn shit.
03:31 - 03:33I wish I had Moe instead.
03:40 - 03:46He maybe a monkey, but at least his Kha is decent.
03:46 - 03:49Fucking Ayman. I'm going to fuck him mid next week.
03:53 - 03:56Ayrib the Eshaloids.