Keir Starmer hunkering down awaiting the inevitable

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Starmer has lost the support of his MPs, it isn't a matter of if, it is a matter of when. Created by https://www.youtube.com/@CallumSmilesMedia

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00:00 - 00:03If you blame the far right
00:04 - 00:05and mention completely
00:05 - 00:07irrelevant Yanks
00:08 - 00:12who are coming for Tommy's UTK march
00:12 - 00:15then you just might survive the week.
00:17 - 00:19Are there anymore
00:19 - 00:21nonces we could hire?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer
00:27 - 00:28we...
00:31 - 00:33We have hired all the nonces.
00:34 - 00:36There are also no more people to sack.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave but, Lammy, Mahmood, Streeting & Cooper.
01:13 - 01:15You told me the speech was really good!
01:15 - 01:17"Ignore the nonces, blame the far right"
01:18 - 01:23YOU all said that would work!
01:25 - 01:28Streeting, you are pictured with Mandelson
01:29 - 01:31Cooper, your husband is Ed Balls-up
01:31 - 01:34Mahmood...you are making me want to be racist!
01:34 - 01:37Mastermind! you know why they call you that Lammy?
01:37 - 01:40Somebody think of something...Mein Führer
01:40 - 01:42We could always make Blair Foreign Secretary
01:42 - 01:46The "Butcher of Baghdad!?" are you as thick as Lammy!?
01:46 - 01:48Mein Führer, But Trump likes him.
01:48 - 01:52Trump is nearly having as bad a premiership as me!
01:53 - 01:54F*cking Nigel!
01:56 - 01:57He is the only one who wants me to stay.
01:57 - 02:00How can he be more loyal than all of you!?
02:00 - 02:03You all made me look ridiculous!
02:04 - 02:08I get called w*nker wherever I go...
02:08 - 02:13"Keir Starmer's a w*nker..."
02:14 - 02:16Every, single, time I leave Downing Street.
02:17 - 02:21I can't even bugger male models in peace.
02:27 - 02:29Couldn't protect Mandelson,
02:30 - 02:34I was bullied by farmer's,
02:34 - 02:36Now even Boris looks competent.
02:41 - 02:42Open goal and we missed.
02:43 - 02:47He lost a super majority, we won back everything! Now what!?
02:48 - 02:53Now I am about to make that look like a minor defeat!
02:54 - 02:56Why didn't we do the grooming inquiry?
02:56 - 02:59And where the f*ck is Lord Ali!?
03:00 - 03:02The things i did for that man, and where is he!?
03:04 - 03:07They were just wrestling, all boys do it.
03:14 - 03:16How long do I have?
03:19 - 03:23Can I at least get some pictures for the gram in the PM chair?
03:25 - 03:26Wait...
03:31 - 03:33Who am I kidding, they'll troll me.
03:40 - 03:46Here's what we do. We get some Ukrainian male models in...I know a guy.
03:46 - 03:49We go get Mandelson, and have...
03:53 - 03:56the best leaving party ever.