Keir Starmer hunkering down awaiting the inevitable
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Starmer has lost the support of his MPs, it isn't a matter of if, it is a matter of when.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | If you blame the far right |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and mention completely |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | irrelevant Yanks |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | who are coming for Tommy's UTK march |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then you just might survive the week. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are there anymore |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | nonces we could hire? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have hired all the nonces. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There are also no more people to sack. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave but, Lammy, Mahmood, Streeting & Cooper. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You told me the speech was really good! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | "Ignore the nonces, blame the far right" |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU all said that would work! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Streeting, you are pictured with Mandelson |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Cooper, your husband is Ed Balls-up |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Mahmood...you are making me want to be racist! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Mastermind! you know why they call you that Lammy? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Somebody think of something...Mein Führer |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We could always make Blair Foreign Secretary |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The "Butcher of Baghdad!?" are you as thick as Lammy!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, But Trump likes him. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Trump is nearly having as bad a premiership as me! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | F*cking Nigel! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He is the only one who wants me to stay. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How can he be more loyal than all of you!? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You all made me look ridiculous! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I get called w*nker wherever I go... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "Keir Starmer's a w*nker..." |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Every, single, time I leave Downing Street. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't even bugger male models in peace. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Couldn't protect Mandelson, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was bullied by farmer's, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now even Boris looks competent. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Open goal and we missed. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He lost a super majority, we won back everything! Now what!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now I am about to make that look like a minor defeat! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why didn't we do the grooming inquiry? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And where the f*ck is Lord Ali!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The things i did for that man, and where is he!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They were just wrestling, all boys do it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How long do I have? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Can I at least get some pictures for the gram in the PM chair? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wait... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who am I kidding, they'll troll me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Here's what we do. We get some Ukrainian male models in...I know a guy. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We go get Mandelson, and have... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | the best leaving party ever. |