Dallas reacts to the Sun-Times article
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Mormon leader Dallas Oaks reacts to the Christofferson / Mormon Stories article in the Chicago Sun-Times
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We made a press release |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | disclaiming all knowledge of Christofferson |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Church headquarters is feeding scripts |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to all the apologists around Salt Lake |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have all been notified. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah, yeah, so can we assume |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it's all buried now? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Dallas |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Sun-Times |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Sun-Times ran an article |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | with D.Todd's picture next to Wade's picture |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These apostles remain: Eyring, D.Todd, Bednar & Uchtdorff |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Sun-Times did what? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told you to tamp that shit down! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I didn't want one word of it to get out |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to the faithful |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | or to the rest of the world |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How did this happen? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You worthless idiots! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Dallas, you're the one who put D.Todd in the First Presidency! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I was inspired! I am a profit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Dallas, You put him there, just days before the story broke! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I CONSIDERED THE MATTER CLOSED ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am the revelator here! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Mormon Stories! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How did they get ahold of this, anyway? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All they ever had on that show was garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am going to sue Mormon Stories until they can't sit down |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Look what they're getting now -- Free P. R. !! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All that mediation . . . |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | . . .was just a ruse: They were stalling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am going to sue the Chicago Sun Times |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | until they get a burning in the bosom! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We'll see how they like that! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You Bums |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can I sit next to you bums in general conference? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you think you even deserve the big velvet chairs? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will lead Kirton-McConkie into battle myself |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm actually qualified to take charge! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I wonder how we're going to wiggle out of this? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Jasmin - You can explain away ANYTHING |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They linked our favorite molester to our favorite lawsuit. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What a fucking PR disaster |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm pissed off |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is to deny everything |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And if you think I'm actually going to change anything, think again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I do not give apologies |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Worst case, we have our Second Anointings |