Australian Fuel Crisis
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• 4/1/2026A parody of the Australian Fuel Crisis and the gas tax that should have been!
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone is here Sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Oil Tankers coming in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | USA our brother promised |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | China in exchange for Lobsters |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our Middle East Orders |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we have enough oil? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | For 90 days? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir actually..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The reserves..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Only 30 days..... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Some still in the US |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What do you mean only 30 days... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 30 farking days!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My BMW will burn that in a week! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What will I tell the nation?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Chris? What the fark? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What happened to 90 days??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We gonna use vegetable oil? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We can't even deliver vegemite! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Farking 30 days you imbecile! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We thought 30 days was more than enough |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think? That's not your job! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You said it was fine! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | When did I ever say that! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're farked now! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No diesel, no petrol, only gas |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We gonna use ur farts to run the trucks? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Maybe we'll pull them with kangaroos! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm surrounded by wombats |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Big fat overfed wombats |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We should have stocked more oil! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everything is run by oil! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Oil not fucking Vegemite! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even Vegemite needs diesel |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Our transport lines, supply chains |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We're you born yesterday? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even a 12 year old can plan for this! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You're a bloody grown man! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking politicians |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fucking elected politicians. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Such a disgrace. Absolute disgrace. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Can't be worse than COVID. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What do we do now.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Cut the excise tax in half |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Give free public transport. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Should have taxed the bloody gas |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we had taxed the gas 3 years ago |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 68 billion fucking dollars |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Would have been handy now... |
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