| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have accurate Intel regarding fishing the PNW steelhead rivers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Information regards observations on nearly all open waters. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All indications are that nearly 90% of anglers are employing bobbers and plastic beads to catch fish |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And my Fuhrer they do this from moving boats and rafts. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Beads and bobbers from boats, they do not even wade the rocky swift waters. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the department of fish & game actually allows this travesty to happen? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I suppose these heathens remove the fish from water for their stupid grip and grin pictures too? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | sadly |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | For most of them it is no more than a body count, an ego trip |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Painful to even think about but true. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you who actually use indicators for fishing leave this room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck, that many of them! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | With all their fancy fly fishing gear they use fucking bobbers ? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They need to be carrying bait rods at least they would be honest about their perversion. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fakers and posers all dressed up like fly fishermen. Afraid to work for a steelhead! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I cast and swing until my arms are numb |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fighting through all sort of obsticals then to wade in the worst of conditions |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | all with my fucking knee killing me with pain I fish honest |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But do I complain about pain? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No sir you are tough as a ten penny nail |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You are on the fucking mark there lad. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I could never fill your wading boots sir and ... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Now you are sounding like a goddam ass kisser, enough! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We must make a plan |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | we will deal with these imposters! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Cherry picking bastards |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ruining the very aesthetic of our art |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A craft once the realm of masters |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | now a freeforall for all sort of douschebags |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | when I think of all my experience |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | all my skills being outpaced |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | outpaced by fast tracking pricks |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could vomit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Most of these assholes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | wouldn't know a real fly fisher |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | if they tripped over one! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My whole life |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | dedicated to this craft |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | thousands of hours and days |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | only to be outdone |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay dear it's been a long winter for him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | outdone by some bead boy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | watching a fucking bobber |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | calling himself a fly flsherman |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I trust none of you even think of using beads |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I tie the flies, all the classics |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've tied so many classics |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and I fish them |
