| 00:00 - 00:03 | We explored a few Schtag venues |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To find the right mix of boozy and cheap |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's hard to get into Berlin from the airport |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With the war in Iran, flights from London have gone up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Airbnbs are spenny all over Berlin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Beer schteines |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That will sort us out |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrerheim |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Schteine |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There won't be any schteines |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's no schteines in Wroclaw |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following are to stay here: Peter, Dani, Ed, and Cam |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I wanted to schtag in Germany |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I said I wanted schteines |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I wanted wursts |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And donner kebabs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We could have seen the Berlin Wall, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Checkpoint Charlie |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Schtag at the Reichstag |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What is not to love? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrerheim Dani, Peter and Cam tried |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You know I love techno |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrerheim, please, Poland is cheaper |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's Berlin or nothing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm not going! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I always wanted to see the Brandenburg Gate |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And you've ruined it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What is there in Wroclaw? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And how do you even say it? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Syphilitic donkey flids |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just got interested in East German history |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wanted to walk the same streets as Hitler and Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You could have taken me anywhere in Germany |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I would have been content |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Germany is the heart of Europe! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bhenchods |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You've ruined my schtag |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Moreover, you've betrayed the German people |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hope you're happy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I bet we are flying bloody Ryanair |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Don't tell me we are flying from Stansted |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calm down, Gerda. It's okay. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How much is a beer in Poland? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess I could make my own schtein |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I could buy two beers at once |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And pour them into once glass |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do they have sausages and pierogi in Wroclaw? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I love pierogi |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fine, I'll go to Wroclaw. But I won't be happy |
