00:00 - 00:03	My stomach hurts
00:04 - 00:05	Im full of gas
00:05 - 00:07	I cant eat anything
00:08 - 00:12	Im passing pellets
00:12 - 00:15	I need to fucking shit
00:17 - 00:19	Get me laxitives
00:19 - 00:21	Buckets full
00:24 - 00:26	Now you imbersile
00:27 - 00:28	Low fibre
00:31 - 00:33	Snacks
00:34 - 00:36	My cozy pjs
00:53 - 00:58	I need pain meds
01:13 - 01:15	Now ffs
01:15 - 01:17	My arse is on fire
01:18 - 01:23	Im starving
01:25 - 01:28	And you cry
01:29 - 01:31	I think ive shit
01:31 - 01:34	Myself
01:34 - 01:37	Get me primark pants
01:37 - 01:40	Wet wipes
01:40 - 01:42	Incontinent pads
01:42 - 01:46	My trousers are stuck to the chair
01:46 - 01:48	Shit drippinh down
01:48 - 01:52	My fucking leg
01:53 - 01:54	You eat
01:56 - 01:57	Bucket of kfc
01:57 - 02:00	In front of me
02:00 - 02:03	I will gas you all
02:04 - 02:08	Im your leader
02:08 - 02:13	Obey my orders
02:14 - 02:16	Go to tesco get
02:17 - 02:21	Fibo gel and toilet rolls
02:27 - 02:29	I need fluffy blankets
02:30 - 02:34	Hot water bottle
02:34 - 02:36	Ps 5
02:41 - 02:42	Ram up the heating
02:43 - 02:47	Dont talk to me
02:48 - 02:53	I need to shit in
02:54 - 02:56	Peace
02:56 - 02:59	Drown in my own shit
03:00 - 03:02	Stop crying
03:04 - 03:07	He stinks
03:14 - 03:16	Hes shit his pants again
03:19 - 03:23	Get the gas masks
03:25 - 03:26	Air freshner
03:31 - 03:33	I give up
03:40 - 03:46	Get me xl pizza
03:46 - 03:49	Beer
03:53 - 03:56	And fuck off

Diverticulitis attack