| 00:00 - 00:03 | It is that time of year again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sine Die will happen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At the Scottish Rite Temple |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I know you are weary of this |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but they want you in the show again and be on stage here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You did the right thing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and told them I was busy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Little buddy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They wouldn't take no for an answer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You are to be in the show |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Dopey, Squinty, Sleepy, Rico and Dumbass |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Let me tell a story |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | About five ignorant imbeciles |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who need to be taken to the mf'ing woodshed |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I gave you clear direction |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No more Hitler videos! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They aren't even funny any more! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sure, the first one was Oscar worthy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But now it is beating a dead horse |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, Kate said she needs one more |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Kate can stick her request up her ass and smoke it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we promised them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am not a trained monkey, despite my cute looks |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hitler is the Furher |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am no longer a joke |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Comedy is not my future |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I ache to be a dramatic actor |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DeNiro, Pacino, Penn, Hitler |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That has such a nice ring to it and I belong with them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am a trained and serious thespian |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not a joke at Sine Die! That's Joey Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You five have let me down |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I know it is not for the last time you singe my soul |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We go through this every year |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am sick |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am sick of being some pawn of the one house legislature |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No matter what I tell you, you screw me over |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What am I? A cash fund? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You all roll over like the budget committee |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And don't forget about Revenue |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Lou Ann, he didn't mean you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know I have my fans |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm never gonna give them up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Never gonna let them down |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Never gonna run around and desert them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Never gonna make them cry, never gonna say goodbye |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Never gonna tell a lie and hurt them |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The show must go on |
