Hitler completes his DP2 year
2 views • 3/22/2026
Hitler finally realises he has to sit some exams at the end of his DP2 year
| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we now need to head up to B6/7 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | next to the staffroom |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to see the DP Coordinator |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | She's going to make sure that all of the details are correct |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then they can finally go on Toddle |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's everything done then? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've completed all of my assessments? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You still need to complete your CAS |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is one reflection left |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who used chatgpt, claude or grok, get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is not what I was told |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I downloaded revision notes |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Revision Dojo...Save my Exams...Xtreme papers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I paid an online writer to do my TOK |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I even got my brother |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to photoshop my CAS evidence photos |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have done everything in my power |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to avoid actually doing the work |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but sir, the final exams... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I was told the predicted grades would be fine |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you need to sit your exams yourself |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If I phone in sick I wont have to sit them |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm 18 now so I can do it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and the IB have to accept it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I have spent the last 2 years working |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | at looking like I am busy on my laptop |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | pretending that I am listening to the videos |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and pretending that I am making notes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I spent hours arguing for extensions |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IAs, formatives, EE meetings |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I had to work so hard at |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | avoiding all of these things |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and now you are telling me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I actually have to |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | do some work of my own...stupid "academic honesty!" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was promised that the IB diploma |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | would prepare you for University |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I'm not even allowed to go |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | in the DP lounge anymore |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok we know he made all of the mess |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If I had know that |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it wouldn't as easy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | as we thought |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it would be on the DP camp |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I would have stuck to world domination |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | like I was told |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | by my careers advisor |
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