| 00:00 - 00:03 | These are the locations of the closest clothing retailers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have TJ Maxx by the Augusta Mall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We also have Marshalls in Evans |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Not to be forgotten is Costco off Riverwatch |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but it is busy this time of day |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That won't be necessary |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll wear my salmon shirt for Justin |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Justin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Justin is working from home today |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He apologies profusely for this gross oversight |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Saxton, Shamu, Cribbs, Hauser may leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who approved this request? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've been coming into the office everyday for years |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | sharing a toilet with animals |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Staring at endless pubes while I urinate |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yes, pubes that I usually have to clean up myself |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who are these animals and why do they not trim? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | More importantly why doesn't Essy clean it up? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, Essy is 103 years old and is on crack |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then that should help her |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr fuhrer, the mens room rivals that of a truck stop |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think this is a joke don't you? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You try cleaning it up |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fact of the matter is... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I wore my best shirt for Justin |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | only for him to be a no-show |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I spent $35 at a Tanger outlet for that shirt |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I intentionally bought the smaller size because i know he despises large people |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I lost weight so I could fit into it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All this time I could've had Panda with gay coworkers but I denied myself |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I did this all for him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was hoping it would prove to him I'm a man |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but it backfired as usual |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Arghhhhh! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This will be the last time I fall for a younger man |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swore an oath to my wife this would not happen again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But Justin had to enter my life |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He had to show me that prize-winning smile |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And he had to lead me on!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Brett's not the first guy he's lead on... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe i'm too old |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe had I applied that retinol cream things would be diferent |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jay... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Reach out to that tech who stares at everyone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ask him if we wants to watch a Meryl Streep movie this weekend |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll see what Justin thinks about that |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I never lose |
