| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right, we simply have to get from Bucharest Airport to the accommodation. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's easily accessible by bus |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Even in heavy snow |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It shouldn't be more than 48 minutes. If we leave at 15:01 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Opening windows to soak passengers shouldn't be an issue. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can we make sure it's hot as all hell? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And there's no room? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, the driver will stop at all stops |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Regardless of how packed we are |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But a broken down lorry will cause a 35 minute delay |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And moral will be at an all time low |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you like the cold and snow, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Well, at least there will be no more snow, correct? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No more fucking about in the freezing cold |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can hear Adam say the N-word again and again? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You can't deny me that simple pleasure |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Between that and Anto's blood pressure |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's the only entertainment I have |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't listen to anymore |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Of Alex's bum hole or wanking stories |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But that's his whole personality |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care about that ginger bum sniff |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well what about Jim or Ben? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you fucking insane!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | At least I can rest easy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Knowing Andre will be here soon |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sweet, sweet Andre. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The real glue |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The absolute legend |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He will get us going alright. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just you see! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't play anymore shithead |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We've ran out of forfeit shots |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I can't drink anymore Moldova |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I fucking refuse to |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Has Adam at least got a pizza in? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Something to settle me? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or bring me the communist tour guide |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The buxom one |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She will do karaoke with me. Cheer me up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Unlike you sad fucks, with your dicks in your hand |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Does he know Andre's not coming? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Give me some good news please |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm on the edge... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm on the presepice |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's so much snow |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm so cold |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I think I know... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Andres not coming is he. |
