| 00:00 - 00:03 | The worm is finally turning for UND football |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Last year we finally won a playoff game |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We had moral victories over each of the other 3 Dakota schools |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Bubba naps were taken in the admin offices instead of during team meetings |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Coach Schmidt actually won an in-state recruiting battle with NDSU |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we'll beat NDSU when they have to come to the Alerus next year |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And Schmitty will officially break the football monopoly in ND |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | About that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | NDSU has joined the Mountain West Conference and the FBS |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | So they've left our football program behind again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's only in this room because they care about hockey.... out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's happening again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could you let it happen AGAIN! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We were on the verge! We had them beat last November if not for the refs! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We finally found a head coach with a pulse |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And with our elite OC Freund on his way back |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Jerry Football was ready to lead us to the promised land |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We had them having to come here for the second year in a row |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And we were going to sell out again charging them $90 for tickets! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe we can sell out the USD game next year and charge their fans- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They have 12 fans and no one around here gives a shit about them! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe in 2027 when SDSU comes back? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Our fans have never showed up for anyone except NDSU and never will! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You know that! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The only reason we joined this conference was to beat them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you think I care about Murray State or Indiana State? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We spent years in Big Sky purgatory trying to get to here |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We spent years before that stuck in D2 watching them succeed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 20 years later we're back where we started looking up at them! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just can't take another 20 years of this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Same as before they're going to run that league within a few years - without us! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We were so close |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | So close to the return of the Dale Lennon glory years |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We owned the farm and they worked on it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's the same story of them thinking forward while we hold the bag in a lower division |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They produce unprecedented achievements for the state while we wallow in obscurity |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'll claim we're being "fiscally responsible" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We'll claim we're doing what's best for UND football |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'll claim we're happy with the level we're at! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok... puck drops in a few hours |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe there's a way we can get back at them |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Kick them out of the Summit League and find an old NCC friend to invite |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like Augustana |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call the state board of higher ed |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Demand audits of how they're paying for this and demand audits of Title IX compliance |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Demand all state funding stops |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | When does the hockey game start??? |
