UPholes
17 views • 2/8/2026
Our old friend Adolf learns the details of UPholes. Turns out he has a bone to pick.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We''l pick you up at oh-dark thirty |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | then swing through |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | New Berlin to pick up the |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Fitz's venison sticks here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The farting will no doubt be awful; |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm glad we each get |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | our own bedroom at the castle. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | yeah well...about that... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Fitz place |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | is a three bedroom |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but we'll have cots and stuff |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | So; you're telling me I have sleep with Happy, Dopey, Creep, and Dum-Dum? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Three bedrooms! I didn't even |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | know there was still such a thing! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Even Dentinger had more space than that, and he's FRENCH! Cots! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Cots are for privates! And speaking of |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | privates, how will I do my |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | nighttime ritual rubbing? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who the hell builds a lake house |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with just three bedrooms? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They had to split it three ways |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Get a bridge loan! Its the American way! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The family wanted to.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The only three-way I care about isn't going to |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | happen now; those guys |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | will never know how I |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | really feel. I am so GAY! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To say nothing of my CPAP! Ever since |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Reggie White died, I've had this feeling that I'm |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | next. I have to have my CPAP. Remember when Bergman almost |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | choked to death on his own soft pallet |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | right in front of us? There better be a friggin outlet. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I sorta forgot about Bergman |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I like myself. I like my CPAP. I smell nice. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I deserve to sleep alone! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | As for the fishing... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It better be friggin great! For crappies! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Untested fishing... no privacy |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No room for guests... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now I have to uninvite the girls from the steno |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | pool; they got feelings too, you know |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, it's only a three bedroom place |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ok, we'll need waxies |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and crappie minnows, I guess |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's just hard |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Three bedrooms |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ron is bringing his potato salad, right? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and Waba's homemade tonic? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | See you 5:30 |
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