| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see Herr Chip! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Network Diagram |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Shows all Routes are correct |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So all our Backups are Green |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Including Physical Servers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you sure this is |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | in order! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Chip, All |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | is not |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | All is not as it appears |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dan say's it isnt working |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you agree with Wreckit Ralph Leave now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Right T-Rex, Sk8rBoi |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You are both Idiots |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do I need to bring Fatt Bradley back! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That means no Christmas Dinner again |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will be a laughing stock |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Hungry!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Wilson will be all over me now! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not to mention Chris White |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Chip it's not our fault |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not your Fault, there is only so much I can do |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Chip watch your Blood Pressure |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will take TOIL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or go on the sick |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will get at least |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 5 weeks out of this |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You pair will be the death of me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You both refuse to talk to each other |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You cannot do the job |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bradley could do this work stood on his head |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm the next Level 7 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I should not have to deal with this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The customer loves me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am the hero!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I AM THE HERO...... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have a cape and ride a Unicorn |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now Mother Hen |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Will be taking the Piss |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Along with That PM 'Grotesque Gail' |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK He doesn't mean it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am finished |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everyone will find out I am not a Backup Guru |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm Done! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My Reign is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That turncoat Simpson will be laughing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He will turn Amarpal against me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | How is this possible |
