Hitler's Major Investment Plan
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Investing in gold for a planned retirement in 1945, according to the advisors
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have invested heavily in gold |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Via KEFI PLC |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In Saudi Arabia and Ethiopia |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The CEO assured full production by 1945 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And he wont ask us for more money |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very good. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will retire in 1945 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The CEO |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The CEO is Harry |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's now 2026 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All analysts not involved, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I said 'Invest' in gold |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not have a cash bonfire |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Harry and his fookin signatures |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now i cant retire until 2300 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Im surrounded by gerbils |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 'Harry' will have news next month" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It will be another fookin raise |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And il have to burn more money |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss Harry gave his word |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TO FUCKING MORONS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, Harry has not lied |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No. He just assembled GERBILS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GERBILS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He will be in Bora Bora |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Il be in a fookin tent in Skegness |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Up to my knees in stock confetti |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Looking at images of diggers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | extending a dirt track by 15 yards |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And then another million for the next 5 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you idiots will tell me 'it's a bargain' |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We have to write it off |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Before he catches us again |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 10 million for Saudi |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Gerbils |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My 'special' fooking advisors |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If you said you bought dog shite |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I would be happy now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I said invest in metals |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not in a mincing facility |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. He will dump them on some idiot |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My gold dream |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | In a hole in Ethiopia |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Minced |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My legacy? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Kefi Gerbil of the Third Reich |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A statue with whiskers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | A fooking Gerbil |