| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Democrat policies are failing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | on every front. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Millions of illegals have been deported. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our own voters begged for the |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | government shutdown to continue. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's OK, we still have a chance. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We control Social Media discussions. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Social Media... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Social media is free again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | People just ignore us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Propaganda Ministry leaders should leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did you idiots manage to blow it THIS time? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All you had to do was censor the opposition! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You controlled every Social Media channel! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But the Conservatives still won. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All you did was whine and moan. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You should have banned everyone who disagreed with you! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But you didn't - you let them keep posting! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And they kept pointing out our Democrat failures! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, we banned everyone who broke the rules! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You needed to ban everyone, not just the rule breakers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, we had to follow the rules! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Rules are for Republicans!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're Democrats!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We ignore the rules |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | unless we can weasel them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to our advantage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If you let Conservatives speak, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the voters will find out how badly |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | our Democrat policies suck! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We can't win arguments on the merits! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're Leftists! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We can only win by banning dissent! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If you let them speak, they win! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You were supposed to prevent this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All you had to do was ban the Conservatives! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But you let them express opinions and post memes! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You even let them "like" posts! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | People started laughing at our idiocy! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They called Tim Walz "The Doormat"! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, at least he keeps our shoes clean. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Conservatives steamrolled us. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | So many illegals deported. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So many. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We may have to mow our own yards. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Without Social Media control, we are powerless. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All we have left are Jasmine Crockett and MamCommie. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're doomed. |
