| 00:09 - 00:13 | My factionmates and I warred and chained for so many years. |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | We did our best to build a nest egg |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | so that we wouldn't have to beg in GD anymore |
| 00:18 - 00:22 | after Adam nuked B3, I moved to another tryhard faction. |
| 00:22 - 00:23 | A nice place! |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | They told me they’d supply Xanax |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | But, then one day they said |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | i didn't spend enough E in the gym this week |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | How could that be? |
| 00:32 - 00:34 | What did I spend it on? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | If you or a loved one is a victim |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | of an HOA cosplaying faction |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | or other slave-drive faction |
| 00:41 - 00:43 | You may be eligible to join Bees 'n Cheese |
| 00:43 - 00:45 | For a free consultation, |
| 00:45 - 00:47 | apply at Bees 'n Cheese |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | don't f**king submit an empty application |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | We will reject you if you do |
