| 00:00 - 00:03 | For this years Christmas Dip |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We want to meet here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At 8:20 Sharp |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For Breathwork with you Herr Badger |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Where anyone not breathing in time will be shot! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes I know how it works |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 4 rounds and meditation to finish. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Then after that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Christmas Dip |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But budgie smugglers in the Sea Pool |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | have been banned |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I have spent years training to look this good |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean BANNED! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have been running for months |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am Sport Pursuits best customer |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have just bought a new pair |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | especially for Christmas |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | they were 70% off!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and Trainers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Don't get me started |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you make us look fat |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Too many Pasties that's your problem |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Tasty Pasties are the Best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you realise |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | how much time I spend arranging |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Bude Wellness Warriors |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WhatsApp This |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WhatsApp that |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | arranging all the events |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | throughout the year |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I can't wear my new |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Christmas Budgie Smugglers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If you lot can't carry it off |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it's not my problem |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm an Adonis! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That walking windsock |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | with all the hair |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | they let him in the Sea Pool |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 'cos he shows when it's windy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's Bude, what do they expect... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | it's always fucking windy!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry there's talk of a womens group starting soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All the great walks |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | with great company |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with the boys. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The spreadsheets... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My one reward is standing in the group photo |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | in my Budgie Smugglers! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Happy Christmas Warriors |
