| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have updates from the board. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They're collapsing, sir. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Austria is losing ground. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Turkey is burning moves and getting nowhere. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Italy bounced trying to take MAO. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sucks to be them. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | At least England and France have been playing smart. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | About that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | France and England moved in on you. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They took Belgium and Sweden. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who told me "George and Quinn won't fuck this up," leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They sit behind a wall for half the game, do nothing while I keep them alive. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And the SECOND I actually make progress, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They panic like I’m the problem! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There's literally no reason for them to stab me. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We had a good thing going, and they threw it all away! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As if they think they have a chance without me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, they were threatened by your power. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No, fuck that! Don't give me that shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, please think logically. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | After I cleaned up Russia. After I stabilized the board. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TO HELL WITH THEM!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | France, I stopped Italy from taking Piedmont. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And England, I handed you Moscow like I was feeding a stray cat. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Well, the joke's on fucking me, isn't it?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I literally kept the West from collapsing into nonsense. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And this is the fucking thanks I get?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am the reason you're still in this game. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Stephen wouldn't have pulled this shit. I should've kept him alive! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They wanna be comedians, I can be funny too. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | From now on, every order I write has one purpose: |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Make England and France miserable. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Yeah, that's where we're at now. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This isn't a game of Diplomacy anymore, now we're playing Consequences! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm cutting every support, and I'm turning every coast into a dead end!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Paris will burn. London will drown. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When this is over, there won’t be a France or an England! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just empty colors where they used to be! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. He's just blowing off some steam. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Send a message to Turkey, Austria and Italy: |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm done trying to win. I'll give them the game. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This shit sucks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Diplomacy used to mean something. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You used to be able to build trust, and for one brief moment, believe it might hold. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now it’s just everyone flinching first and calling it “strategy.” |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What even is this game anymore? |
