| 00:01 - 00:03 | Welcome to Primera Alliance Tonight. |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | I'm your host, Onlyanal. |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | We're starting a new program tonight. |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | The vatos and gringos have joined forces, creating a new guild- |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | Primera Alliance! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Directly opposing those pussies- |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Finals Alliance. |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | Boooooooo! |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | Primera Alliance has already spilled first blood |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | with their combined power. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They fragged level 700 Dogtor |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | who is not a real doctor. |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | It seems this assault on Finals Alliance |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | is only getting started, and Lebroonn still has not taken skull. |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | That's all for now. I'm Onlyanal, and this has been Primera Alliance Tonight. |
