| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we are a little behind |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the campaign has hit a little snag |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The troops want unrestricted streaming |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | if you want them to advance further |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Spotify and Apple plus won't let them play what they want |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Whatever |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As long as its not about Kanye |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leader....Actually its... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Actually its... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kanye West |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he released a song about .....you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who still follows Kanye on twitter or liked the song on Youtube, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Kanye fucking West |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Always Kanye fucking West |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did I stutter the first time I said this shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Kanye has fallen off |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Our women are twerking instead or working |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want his whole catalog gone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | College Drop Out, Late Registration, The Graduation |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | MBDTF and the Life of Pablo |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Leader the beat slaps! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It slaps?! I'll slap your ass into the fourth Reich |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Leader the 808's are hypnotic |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You said the same thing about Yeezus |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and it was hot fucking garbage |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Next he'll record himself taking a shit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | throw some 808's over it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and you'll call it a fucking masterpiece |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Its cultural appropriation |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Its cheap and lazy artistry |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But I wouldnt expect you to understand |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You still think Drake won versus Kendrick |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | For fucks sake |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just wanna have one fucking day without Kanye |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Kanye fucking West |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Doesn't he ever sleep |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Look at me I make shitty overpriced shoes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Look at me I make overpriced socks and shirts, I'm a genius! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why is he even making music still?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | his last couple albums are so mid |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hope he never gets back with Kim ever again |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay the Kardashians will never run out of black men |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have never quit painting |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could have been the Picasso of my generation |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or Banksy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Instead I'm reduced to a shitty rap hook |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You know I wrote a book once? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And now I'm haunted |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | by a man who is most certainly illiterate |
