| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your wife has been released |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the Philadelphia court has |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | limited to community service |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | She will also have to pay a fine |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A relatively small penalty. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No press? All good? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No leakage of the story? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leader, the Philadelphia- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Philadelphia... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Enquirer got the story. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They called her the Delco Pooper. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What name did they give her? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE DELCO POOPER?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | SHE IS A GOOD WOMAN. SHE WAS ANGRY. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | She had to go to the bathroom... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They made her do it. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY MADE HER. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IT'S A CONSPIRACY! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THE PHILADELPHIA PRESS ARE VULTURES |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They had video evidence of it. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | VULTURES. I TELL YOU. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She did it in broad public. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is no excuse! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SHE IS AN ANGEL. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | SHE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who hasn't pooped in public? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's a natural bodily function! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Where's FOX News to defend us? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Get Jesse Watters on right now! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's willing to kiss ass for anything. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am too busy on my ballroom! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | She deserves better than Delco Pooper. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I remember when we were great. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need to be great again. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now, Delco Pooper. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Stephen Miller, yes, but not her! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She has humiliated us! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All over what? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The other driver was in the wrong! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She was merely defending herself! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure what you did was right. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And our approval ratings are shit. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No one likes tariffs. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No one. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It was financially sound. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have received enough indignities. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Delco Pooper. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a nap. |
