Ticket Nazi

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It's finally the end of the week but he's forgotten yet again.

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00:00 - 00:03As you can see the chromebooks have been delivered.
00:04 - 00:05We have made drop-offs
00:05 - 00:07at Oliver Springs.
00:08 - 00:12Deliveries have also been made to Midway,
00:12 - 00:15as well as at schools in Kingston and Harriman.
00:17 - 00:19Good, we should be caught up on tickets
00:19 - 00:21how many did we manage to resolve?
00:24 - 00:26Barger,
00:27 - 00:28Andrew...
00:31 - 00:33Andrew hasn't closed out his tickets.
00:34 - 00:36He's forgotten again.
00:53 - 00:58I want everyone in this room to leave except Kamer, Cory, Bates, and Kirkland.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK?!
01:15 - 01:17THOSE TICKETS SHOULD HAVE BEEN CLOSED!
01:18 - 01:23THAT SHIT HEAD CAN'T REMEMBER HIS OWN NAME LET ALONE CLOSE A TICKET!
01:25 - 01:28I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S FORGOTTEN AGAIN!
01:29 - 01:31I'LL HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!
01:31 - 01:34HE REMEMBERS ONCE A MONTH AT BEST!
01:34 - 01:37IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS HE FORGETS THIS OFTEN!
01:37 - 01:40HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE DEMENTIA AS BAD AS IT IS!
01:40 - 01:42Barger, everyone forgets sometimes!
01:42 - 01:46HE FORGETS EVERY TIME! EVERY FUCKING TIME!
01:46 - 01:48Barger, maybe if we just remind him?
01:48 - 01:52You think I don't remind that son of a bitch?
01:53 - 01:54IT NEVER WORKS!
01:56 - 01:57He can't even deliver
01:57 - 02:00a chromebook to the right school
02:00 - 02:03let alone close a ticket out!
02:04 - 02:08WE'RE LUCKY IT EVEN MAKES IT TO THE RIGHT COUNTY!
02:08 - 02:13HE HAS THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A BRAIN DEAD GOLDFISH!
02:14 - 02:16MY OCD CAN'T TAKE INJUSTICES LIKE THIS!
02:17 - 02:21WITH AS MUCH WORK AS HE DOES HE MIGHT AS WELL WORK WITH MAINTENANCE!
02:27 - 02:29I can't take the stress.
02:30 - 02:34It's making me sick. My heart's beating out of my chest.
02:34 - 02:36He's going to make it explode!
02:41 - 02:42Forgotten...
02:43 - 02:47If I had a dollar for every time he's forgotten, I'd retire!
02:48 - 02:53I can not believe we hired that stupid mother fucker.
02:54 - 02:56We should have hired a monkey.
02:56 - 02:59His job could be done by a monkey.
03:00 - 03:02AND IT WOULD DO IT WHILE THROWING IT'S POOP!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Kim, Barger doesn't mean it.
03:14 - 03:16I've asked Cory to help him.
03:19 - 03:23Maybe he's... beyond all possible hope.
03:25 - 03:26He's lost.
03:31 - 03:33We should... put him down.
03:40 - 03:46Kirkland, get a 50 foot patch cable and bring him out back
03:46 - 03:49You know what needs to be done
03:53 - 03:56I'll close the tickets.