Bananas Does Hakkar Hardmode
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Hard negotiations with unknown tank and officer (no person in particular was thought of in this totally made up drama)
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We ride towards jindo |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but instead of turning left.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We go right, then jumping down to hakkar |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | using the normal path.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we typically use after Arlokk |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So it will be a little harder I assume |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we can zug zug it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yea.. it will be much ..much |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | harder.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | aspects of Arlokk and Mar'li basically fucks up all threat |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | so we need to bring our A-game |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can you give me a second to read up on the aspects and i will decide if guild bank can sponsor this |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | "Stuns for 6 seconds the person with the highest threat, resetting their threat." |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "Gouges for 2 seconds the person with the highest threat, resetting their threat." |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | not to mention "deals ~800 Poison damage to the raid." |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and lets not forget ... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 150% increased attack speed and |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND "1500 AOE damage and silences everyone in the area for 8 seconds." |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | what the fuck are you thinking? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but think of the honor it will bring our guild... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WTF, I dont give a fuck.. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but.. we slice through Naxx like its butter now.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont give shit tbh |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | think of the gold it will take for consumes |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Cloudfire is counting copper every raid |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Brissias spent all gold on his alts.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not to mention RetailAndys.. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Duelling competitions and winnings we sponsor.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 20 ppl buffed up to their teeth |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | its like 200g per person |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | atleast! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wont tank it. the repaircosts alone |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | will be enormous.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | its plate armor damnit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | no fucking way.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you are alone in this |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Guild bank is closed for such shenanigans |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | if you pay for it yourself i dont give a fuck |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but the GUILD BANK IS CLOSED! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YOU HEAR ME! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry andy, you dueling is not affected. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I dont wanna hear anymore on this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I dont want to hear any more on this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No go away and leave me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Thrazz can tank it, he uses mail |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | or Kyotsan can enslave a demon |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they dont need to be repaired .. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | good luck suckers. |