Produce Woes
27 views • 12/8/2025
Another day in the life of a broker and produce broker. IYKYK
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The carrier wound up being overweight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He went back to the shipper |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They took some product off |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And the Driver’s ETA is 4 PM today |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we will be short 1 pallet for delivery. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Claim the fucking carrier |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | For being late and short product |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Frank… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can’t claim the carrier |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The shipper loaded them wrong |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Dom… walk away from your team. This is going to be ugly |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Dom, what the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My watermelons are produce gold |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I needed all of them to arrive in NY yesterday! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you tell me not all of them made it! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And we can’t charge the carrier! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Overweight my ass! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don’t believe your scale tickets |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They should have just drove anyways. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Frank, it was 7,500 lbs and broke the truck |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then get a better truck! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It’s not a legal weight to haul! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They should drive illegally then and suck it up, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Like a real driver! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DOT inspectors my ass. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I need my damn watermelons! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And these prices are getting out of hand! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why can’t you get cheap drivers in the middle of a snowstorm? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How am I supposed to charge more for my melons in this economy? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You’re supposed to be my friend. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you’re losing me money every day! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The family won’t make me now! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dom, you are killing me right now |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Your rates are too high. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck’s sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It can’t cost as much to get melons here as it does to sell them! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And then the drivers won’t take them all for what you are paying them! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It’s absolutely ridiculous! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I need to buy Christmas gifts for my family |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You’re going to bankrupt me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, Dom won’t fire him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You need to get that pallet. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don’t care about the weight, just do it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Get me a truck yesterday. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I’ll get you a damn van waiver. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I am going to lose my house over some damn melons, you’re insane. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I am the fucking man. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me a damn truck. |
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