| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Mad Friday is coming up |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And I know you haven't |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | been drinking in Oswestry |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | for a fair few years |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So where would you like to start off? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok let's start at |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Five Bells? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's, ummmm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Five Bells has closed down |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It has turned into flats |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't remember The Five Bells, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I loved that f***ing place |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | One of the f***ing best pubs in town |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now it's some f***ers house |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I know it had a sh**ty beer garden |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But it had good beer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and a decent atomopshere |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I know they didn't do food, But who cares |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Next you'll say The Greyhound is closed |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Yes, that's also closed, flats |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Flats! What about The Black Gate? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That's gone too, posh patisserie |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Is there anywhere to go in this f***ing town? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I remember The Star |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Sun and The Crown |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Woodlands and Brady’s Bar |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Golden Lion and The Fighting Cocks |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Grapes and The Queens Hotel |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Cambrian Inn, The Bear Hotel and The Barley Mow |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The Castle and The Welsh Harp |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They are all f***ing shutting down in town |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Apart from JD Wetherspoons |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And that needs a refurb |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A lick of paint and new carpet |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But their drinks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | are f***ing cheap, so f***ing cheap |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't even like Mad Friday |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Full of annoying p***heads |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That go out once a year and think they can drink |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then get p***ed on a Babycham |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There's always Wrexham, we'll go there |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's all changed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But at least we have The Vic |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We'll end there |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pound a drink, we can't go wrong |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know we'll get wet shoes from the flooded toilets |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But who cares, we'll have VKs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lads, get your coats |
