The PO reacts to the sprint goal being missed...
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The glorious PO recieves news that the sprint goal wont be hit... and is forced to reflect on the current state of the project.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Glorious PO |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the tasks on the board |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are progressing well |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we are all certain |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that the sprint goal will be met |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | good... I told Danny |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it would not be a problem |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Glorious PO... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its just... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I am leaving to work from home |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for a cybersecurity firm in Notts. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You're telling me... I've misled Danny... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | SAY IT AGAIN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I DARE YOU TO SAY IT AGAIN!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought it was sorted! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and now here we are... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the sprints fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've told anyone who'll listen |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | that Core Software would |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | knock it out the park again! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Glorious PO, who could have known... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I should have known! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Nobody could have forseen this |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Something always f@cking happens! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Every time! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Aimii will piss themselves |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | when they get word of this |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They'll be loving this sh!tshow! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Think of their faces! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ryan and Lee with tears in their eyes! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't stand it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If i have to face any of them again i'll shit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I mean come on... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Drayke getting a new job? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ev's knee exploding? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You cant write it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everything we do is harder than it should be! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and where are IT? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They'll be on the golf course i bet... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | working on their handicaps! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The f@cking irony! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its fine, they're WFH really. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So what now then? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've got a catch up at 10am |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with Ross |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | i'll have to come clean. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't take the disappointment in his eyes. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it cuts deep man. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Perhaps he'll tell Danny |