Eldoria 10.13.2023-2
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I hate all of you
I'm kidding, probably our best encounter yet
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We came upon a goblin camp |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We killed some |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But there are more |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We need to be sneaky due to fortifications |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Trust me, don't be reckless |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll charge in |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They're just goblins |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jivvin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The goblins |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The goblins just Nat 20'd on an ambush |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You take 15 points of damage |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you aren't the Dwarf, Brad, or Beak - leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They're just goblins! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You're telling me I took 15 points of damage from a goblin?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Somehow, I believe, our DM doesn't know how to balance an encounter |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh of course I'm not resistant to poison |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's almost like he knows |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What's the point of being resistant to damage that I never take? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is just like the time he used necrotic damage only |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I nearly died in the second session |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jivvin, our DM is trying his best, he's handicapped! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's not handicapped, he's just retarded! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jivvin, you're so bad at encounter balance you run Cthulhu |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That has nothing to do with this, you Half-Elf! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I take all the damage! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's not my fault |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I didn't realize, my team wouldn't run a tank or healer |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I'm still equipped to be a damage dealer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We get another pplayer, and of course, he also decides to be squishy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What the hell is another support class going to do? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just give me your potions and shutup you dwarf |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They're OUR potions if you don't want to die, Comrade Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to hit things |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hit them hard, I like hitting things |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It makes me happy after a work week |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm not even raging |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Obviously I'm upset, I mean I'm not enraged in game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least then I'd be resistant to some of the damage |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh but then you'd have made the whole thing poison? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Can't let me be resistant to damage |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That would make being the tank easy! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'm sure he won't Nat 20 four more times on him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess this is it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our party strategy is a glass cannon with lot's of utility |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's so ass |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our party, is retarded |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least our other melee, Beak, dies as fast as I do |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even though, somehow, he does it cooler |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm gonna get a White Claw |