| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alright, let's pick a movie for tonight. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Lethal Weapon, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Schindler's List, and Airplane! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | These are your movie options to watch on stream |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But Schnidler's List is depressing as fuck |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I agree, Schindler... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | was a prick. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | he saved... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He saved so many people from the holocaust |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the movie won so many oscars |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everone other than jelloWheeze, Kirel, Giraffeuin, it'sGuy, or pennyshark13, gtfo |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the holy fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could you do this to me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I ask for a simple list of movies to watch on stream |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and you give me this shit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Lethal Fucking Weapon... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Mel Gibson wishes he could be SS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Danny Glover is too old for this shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and cop movies are just fascist propaganda! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, Lethal Weapon has 4 sequels-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | i don't care if it has 5 sequals, Mel Gibson's an asshole. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fy fuhrer, Mel Gibson is a treasure |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You don't know what you're fucking talking about. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE'S A RACIST |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He calls women sugar tits, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | eats your leftovers from the company fridge, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and then pukes it out into the GARBAGE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't give a shit if he made a couple good movies |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Braveheart and Apocalypto are alright |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But I draw the line at Lethal Weapon. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If tried to make that shit in Russia, he'd be shot by Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Airplane! is hillarious to me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I like movies with STAKES. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not some bullshit about cops |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Lethal Weapon... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I swear, if we watch that shit, i'll blow my head off on live tv. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want to be moved by Cinema, not "movies" you fuckers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We just watched Ghost Dog! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Which was a beautiful film with deep characters |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Watch for yourself and have your mind blown |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we have a backup plan |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So we still want a WWII movie? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who better to watch a movie about... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | than me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Downall, is our film. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll watch the last days of WWII where I, Adolf Hitler, retreat to a bunker in failure |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and kill myself, wife, and dog. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It will be my Downfall. |
