| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is our formation plan for May 2026. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The plan is to set up defenses |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | just on the south side of the capital |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are additional troops we expect to arrive there before May |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and you will be able to operate from that location by end of the month. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry about me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll be super busy playing GTA 6 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | GTA... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | GTA 6 has been delayed again by Rockstar Games |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the new date is November 19 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the flying fuck!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The biggest betrayal of all time! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For years, over a decade, I have been waiting for this godforsaken game! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had my bunker gaming room prepared already |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and you just decided to ruin it all! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Each of you should be taken now by the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And don't even get me started on those so-called rockstar developers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | none of them has a clue how to build a game in 13 years! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer you must understand GTA 6 is an ambitious project that requires perfection |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then go join them then you fucking nerd! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer! You have important plans in May anyways! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And who gives a fuck what plans I have in May! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GTA is my plan! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think I care about the Reich and all you idiots? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Years and years I have fighting this war |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | just to survive to May 26 to play this fucking game! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How am I supposed to stay alive for another six months in this bunker?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Every day I have been holding off the Russians just to play this game! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have got so close to that day |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and now the only one who might get to play that game is STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have always loved Vice City |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it's a beautiful city, a beauty to my heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wanted to blow it all up in May |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was looking forward |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I was looking forward to flying planes into buildings that actually exploded! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now the only city I'll see demolished is this shithole |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And if you think you'll outlive me to November 19 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | think again - you'll drown in your blood as if you were in that game! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will make sure you all meet that fate! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, it's not your fault |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've seen my own empire collapse |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but nothing crushes my dreams like this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The strip clubs... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'd play as Lucia |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The timely release of GTA 6 could have united the world |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and my live streams would have gone viral. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's all over now. |
