The Big Crashout, redux

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Remember the time this happened? Yeah, this is it again, so here it is.

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00:00 - 00:03I have a few things for Social to report
00:04 - 00:05On Saturday we have the
00:05 - 00:07Anything is Paulsible 5k with APO
00:08 - 00:12and Crowchella at The Attic from 2:00 to 5:00
00:12 - 00:15and some brothers are going to the Sigma date party later
00:17 - 00:19What about the people at Plank Bar?
00:19 - 00:21I heard they were talking about me?
00:24 - 00:26Jackson...
00:27 - 00:28Florek...
00:31 - 00:33Florek says Izzy is doing the lord's work dating you
00:34 - 00:36Lenna is with him and Romano at Plank Bar
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except for Lou, Hartjes, Dylan, and Jones, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN?
01:15 - 01:17THAT "SHE'S DOING THE LORD'S WORK"?
01:18 - 01:23WHERE DOES HE GET OFF SAYING THAT?
01:25 - 01:28AND THAT RETARD ROMANO
01:29 - 01:31FUCK THIS STUPID CHAPTER
01:31 - 01:34THEY'VE BEEN AGAINST ME THE WHOLE TIME
01:34 - 01:37THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAIST ME
01:37 - 01:40JONES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
01:40 - 01:42Dude, I'm just playing paddles
01:42 - 01:46YOU STINKY FUCKING FATASS
01:46 - 01:48Dude chill out, you're crashing out
01:48 - 01:52GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT
01:53 - 01:54I'M GOING TO TELL OSAGL
01:56 - 01:57I DON'T CARE IF IT'S FAKE
01:57 - 02:00I'LL SAY YOU HAZED THE PLEDGES
02:00 - 02:03I'LL LEAK THE DISCORD
02:04 - 02:08I HOPE THIS CHAPTER GETS KICKED OFF CAMPUS
02:08 - 02:13NO ONE HAS EVER RESPECTED MY AUTHORITY
02:14 - 02:16I'LL SINK THIS WHOLE CHAPTER WITH ME
02:17 - 02:21I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
02:27 - 02:29I'LL REALLY DO IT THIS TIME
02:30 - 02:34HOW FUCKING DARE THEY ACT LIKE THIS IN MY HOUSE?
02:34 - 02:36THIS IS MY FUCKING HOUSE
02:41 - 02:42Fucking Florek, man
02:43 - 02:47THAT POOR SQUIRREL HUNTING PIECE OF SHIT
02:48 - 02:53WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LOSER HUNTS SQUIRRELS ANYWAY?
02:54 - 02:56FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT
02:56 - 02:59HE'S NEVER RESPECTED ME
03:00 - 03:02REDNECK TRASH PIECE OF SHIT
03:04 - 03:07Dude, chapter is gonna go crazy
03:14 - 03:16I'm done with this chapter
03:19 - 03:23I tried to save it from the bad brothers
03:25 - 03:26You fucking assholes
03:31 - 03:33I'm leaving
03:40 - 03:46I'm gonna spend the rest of the semester in a hotel
03:46 - 03:49This is your problem, have fun
03:53 - 03:56I'm done.