| 00:00 - 00:03 | we are experiencing higher than expected resistance from within the league |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | many lesser teams have defeated us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the last 3 weeks have been especially difficult |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | despite this we are actually a very respectable 5th in points |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it is only a matter of time before the winning starts |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | enough about the points |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what is our overall record in the league |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | John |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we are.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we are currently 1-5 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but its not our fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone except, Ja'Marr... Mason... Diggs... get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what did I keep you fucks for |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the entire league is laughing at us |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | we have pissed away week after week with nothing to show for it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | what are the new draft picks supposed to think |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I wouldn't play for this shit team either |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 1 single fucking win that's fucking ass |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | for fucks sake we had 6 fucking picks in the first 3 rounds |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we can't buy a win to save our fucking lives |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | John, we are continuing to put up competitive weekly scores |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | competitive? fuck being competitive who have we beaten? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | John, we have a victory against Adam |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Adam? the only manager with more dissapointing keepers |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | this has been a complete failure |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Mason is fucked when Jones comes back |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Diggs biggest accomplishment has been knocking up Cardi B |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ja'Marr is the only one that isn't garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but how long can that realistically continue? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with a 40 year old Joe Flacco throwing too him |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should be mentioned among the leagues great managers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am a champion of this league, but still they treat me like an afterthought |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I cancelled a canoe trip for this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I drafted in person, I made the picks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I should have done the auto draft like usual |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | we had 6 fucking picks in the first 3 rounds |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Matthew Golden and Jameson Williams can't play for shit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Aaron Jones is clogging up my IR and Lamar hasn't played in weeks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and don't get me started on Omarion Hampton |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | when will that waste of a pick will be back |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | it was supposed to be a 4 week absence |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Omarion, please stop crying |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the league circles my team like vultures |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and just when I thought it couldn't get any worse |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it has |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the Greek, Yianni beat us |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | do you have any idea what that does to a mans confidence |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | he has basically made a career at being mediocre at fantasy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fear the toilet bowl |
