Hitler reacts to being born
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Hitler will be born in 9 months time and face the pains of being alive
00:00 - 00:03 | Your parents are having sex right now |
00:04 - 00:05 | It seems that your dad just nutted |
00:05 - 00:07 | millions of sperm were just released |
00:08 - 00:12 | your mom is very healthy and fertile |
00:12 - 00:15 | the chances of conception are very high |
00:17 - 00:19 | dont worry my dad used protection |
00:19 - 00:21 | im not going to be born |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | He didnt- |
00:31 - 00:33 | He didnt wear a condom |
00:34 - 00:36 | A zygote was just formed |
00:53 - 00:58 | All those who have happy lives, get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | NO FUCKING WAY |
01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE FUCK WRONG WITH HIM |
01:18 - 01:23 | THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE |
01:25 - 01:28 | Im gonna go through hell |
01:29 - 01:31 | I CANT FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS SHIT |
01:31 - 01:34 | IM GOING TO BE BORN INTO THIS SHITHOLE WORLD |
01:34 - 01:37 | I HAVE TO DEAL WITH 80 YEARS OF PURE SUFFERING |
01:37 - 01:40 | IN THIS ABSOLUTE DYSTOPIA |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, life is awesome |
01:42 - 01:46 | NO IT FUCKING GODDAMN ISNT YOU NUMBSKULL |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, you can experience so many things |
01:48 - 01:52 | NO YOU FUCKING CANT, UR GOING TO BE A SLAVE |
01:53 - 01:54 | WAKE THE FUCK UP |
01:56 - 01:57 | THE MOMENT UR BORN- |
01:57 - 02:00 | UR ALREADY SLAVING AWAY IN SOME WAY- |
02:00 - 02:03 | FIRST IN SCHOOL FOR 18 YEARS |
02:04 - 02:08 | THEN YOU WILL WORK TILL YOUR BODY FAILS YOU AND YOU DIE |
02:08 - 02:13 | WORKING FOR THE GREEDY CAPITALIST PIGS WITH NO MORAL COMPASS- |
02:14 - 02:16 | JUST TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE |
02:17 - 02:21 | NOT EVEN STALIN WAS THIS FUCKING EVIL AND CRUEL |
02:27 - 02:29 | In school, Ill be grinding everyday |
02:30 - 02:34 | Grinding away at the expense of my sanity and health |
02:34 - 02:36 | Then I'll slave away in a soulless job |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Hell |
02:43 - 02:47 | WHY DID THEY DECIDE TO DO THIS TO ME |
02:48 - 02:53 | CONDEMN ME TO 80 YEARS OF MEANINGLESS SLAVERY SERVING THE RICH AND POWERFUL |
02:54 - 02:56 | All of them just see me as an object |
02:56 - 02:59 | To generate income for their bloody business |
03:00 - 03:02 | THEIR IMMORAL BLOODY BUSINESS |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry, our life will be easy |
03:14 - 03:16 | Im in for another 80 years of this shit |
03:19 - 03:23 | 80 years of pointless agony and misery |
03:25 - 03:26 | why. |
03:31 - 03:33 | What did I do to deserve this |
03:40 - 03:46 | What did I do to deserve this pointless existence |
03:46 - 03:49 | With nothing but mental and physical pain |
03:53 - 03:56 | I can only hope im aborted |
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