| 00:00 - 00:03 | The number of TF2 players is holding steady |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Halloween has started |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And spell maps are on rotation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | People are learning some new maps |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And doing the new contracts |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure everyone is really happy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and getting along |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Cure... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | People are mad |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's discord flame wars about spells and stacking again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The VIP's are bitching about the sever |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These admins stay: Ludwig, Kixy, Ack, Wheatgrass |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The FUCK is wrong with these people |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's the same every year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This game is old enough to drive a car |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and these morons haven't grown up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | flaming in my discord... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | about SPELLS that come once a freakin year |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | $4 is too cheap to deal with these assholes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who can't handle a little spookiness |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Cure they're also complaining about stacking |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They can stack my nuts on their chin |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Some matches are lopsided |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's a 40 person clown show with hats |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We all suck! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Most players can't even spell cart |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | let alone find it to push |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but I have to put up a @here message |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Just to tell these mouth breathers to play nice! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Buncha Nienlove wannabe's DM'ing me every day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | About the SAME SHIT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FUCKING SPELLS AND TEAM STACKERS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's supposed to be sober October |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But this discord is making me weak |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What are you other admins doing? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck it bring Vector back |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THEN THEY'LL HAVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO BITCH ABOUT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or just make PLX a dedicated goldrush server |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And also great heights |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And maybe they'll appreciate what they got |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or go running to Oprah's to complain there |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok I like Oprah's too sometimes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should award myself player of the year this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and spend the entire VIP budget on it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A big party for me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And maybe invite you guys too |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How many more years are we going to do this? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess I can do some contracts tonight |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Happy Halloween |
