Permit
85 views • 10/5/2025
A member questions if the project has a permit, all in fun of course, but it seems to be a closely held secret
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Please, step aside he want's see it all |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First we build a conforming handicap ramp |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Replacing the existing handicap entrance |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Start on the East and finish in the West |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Avoiding all existing planters, electric and gas utilities |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we have all the required permits |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A project this size, surely... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Kennedy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Uh. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The board and GM already approved it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Permits are not required. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out, get me the chef, pro, GM and Len |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You had one Goddamn job do it right |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | always but especially this time |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For fuck sake, not one of you bothered to check |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Goddamn online everywhere |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you can only find porn |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What are the odds, I pick you guys |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Architects, builders, printers and project managers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to lead this project and it's fucked up |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they said we didn't need to get a |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I am going to send you to clean the creek, without a condom |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's not my fault |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I see, we'll blame Harold, again! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or Chavez |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I know he is a pain in the ass |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but he is always right isn't he? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The board, the DMV, the Post Office all suck |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | In broad daylight they can't tell shit from Shinola |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Didn't occur to you to check for yourselves if we need a permit! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's in the Goddamn book on page 1 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Online, a four year old could look it up, not you |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But I have you imbeciles |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What, you in charge of Gaza? We make the rules |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and it's working great, right? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You let this happen on my watch |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That ends now! You are all on the Thursday Team |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And likely facing a lawsuit for millions or a dozen Pro V1's |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The whole club will be sued |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A half million gone when we could have had a brand new Oak Room |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or built a beautiful deck on 18 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Belen, relax it'll be OK |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Back when I joined I was so proud |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There wasn't anything I would't for this place |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Umbrellas at 6:30 AM |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I saw it coming, I try to be civil but it has to change, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I know it's going to be hard to roll back the clock |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe impossible |
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Hank Minor1 month ago
If you are offended you need to seek help, help getting to the bar.


