Hitler Finds Out I.T. Can't Fix It
10 views • 9/19/2025
Just something I made to send to my coworkers, it's been one of those days haha
00:00 - 00:03 | The IT guys have done it again |
00:04 - 00:05 | we need the AT&T |
00:05 - 00:07 | account information |
00:08 - 00:12 | without these details |
00:12 - 00:15 | our projects cannot move forward |
00:17 - 00:19 | But they are the IT |
00:19 - 00:21 | department, how can they not have the account info? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | honestly... |
00:31 - 00:33 | honestly we had no idea AT&T |
00:34 - 00:36 | was our ISP in the first place |
00:53 - 00:58 | Please get out of this room if you can't define "I....S....P" |
01:13 - 01:15 | How can they not know?!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | The ISP is the entire backbone! |
01:18 - 01:23 | If there is no ISP there is no server! |
01:25 - 01:28 | With no server there is no network, |
01:29 - 01:31 | and with no network, |
01:31 - 01:34 | we have no jobs at all! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Who do they think is supposed to have |
01:37 - 01:40 | kept track of the account information if not IT?!? |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, the finance department might kn-- |
01:42 - 01:46 | It's not just this, half the shop floor apps are broken! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, Connected Ops is on it |
01:48 - 01:52 | Connected Ops has been digesting this project |
01:53 - 01:54 | for an entire month now! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Escalate to corporate |
01:57 - 02:00 | and let's be done with this |
02:00 - 02:03 | for now and for good! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I don't know why we even |
02:08 - 02:13 | let these OPCOs have any autonomy |
02:14 - 02:16 | at all in matters like ISP connection, |
02:17 - 02:21 | they are going to bring us to our knees and the shareholders will hang us like Stalin!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | With all these ridiculous costs |
02:30 - 02:34 | just to get them to the starting line.. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I just wanna put the rope around my neck! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Well, no matter |
02:43 - 02:47 | it's not like they thought we knew |
02:48 - 02:53 | what we were doing in the first place! |
02:54 - 02:56 | JDE, Windchill, Creo Parametric, |
02:56 - 02:59 | DSI even makes us look like idiots! |
03:00 - 03:02 | and why do we keep hiring women?!? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, databases can be hard... |
03:14 - 03:16 | Sir, financing has the account |
03:19 - 03:23 | I knew they had the damn account |
03:25 - 03:26 | However, |
03:31 - 03:33 | I.T. could have found it. |
03:40 - 03:46 | We are gonna fix this right now, and you can bet your ass on that, |
03:46 - 03:49 | BEFORE we get restructured. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Trellix. |
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